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Random facts about me…I was born at a very young age and have become one of the most unusual people I know.
I never participated in “show and tell” at primary school. I try to limit my blinking in case I miss something. I have mad kick boxing skills but only if accompanied by an appropriate music track. When I was a teenager I had three pet crabs, called Vyvyan, Rick and Neil. They died... I still get choked up about it.
I am an accomplished breather and can do it for hours at a time. Even though I'm older now, sometimes, just sometimes, I still enjoy eating fairy bread. I like shopping trolleys with one bad wheel. At night I like to lie in the dark and whisper to myself.
In my whole life, I've never eaten Nutella. Reading upside down does not help me retain any of the facts. My favourite colour changes constantly. I manage to type with all ten fingers, without even knowing it and all my teeth are my own. I have a passion for post-it notes. Butterflies, gold fish and worms never bite me. When I grow up I want to be a game tester or maybe a space alien, whatever pays more.
Why are you messing with my head?